Look at all those ducks there are at least ten
JIM CONTROL YOUR ARMY
Fakir, what did you do?!
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
- Writing a sexist character doesn’t make you sexist
- Writing a queerphobic character doesn’t make you queerphobic
- Writing a racist character doesn’t make you racist
- Writing an abusive character doesn’t make you abusive
'To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim' - Oscar Wilde
All this generalized cis/het/white/male hate I’m seeing on my dash lately is making me mad uncomfortable
Those tags though!
on that note let me tell you a story of when i went to a friend’s house and got really really high and started reflecting on partnership in my ships and then i literally started thinking about a ship like it’s made up of a boat and a sail and just the boat alone can’t do much in a lake it just sits there and a sail alone is a piece of cloth that can’t do much either but if you put the sail with the boat then it becomes a ship and they can sail around the lake together and i started crying because it was such a beautiful partnership
reverse hades/persephone, where the young daughter of summer uses plant magic to ensnare the lord of darkness and keep him prisoner in a beautiful garden above ground. Eventually, enchanted by her cleverness and wild youth he agrees to eat six pomegranate seeds and stay with her for half of every year.
# ID READ THE FUCK OUT OF THAT # HE TRIES BEING ALL IMPOSINGLY MIGHTY AND WRATHFUL WHILE PERSPHONE JUST GOES ON WATERING THE FLOWERS OUTSIDE HIS CAGE # HE PETITIONS TO AT LEAST GET SOME DEATHBELL AND NIGHTSHADE AND ASPHODEL GROWING IN THERE BUT IT’S ALL LOTUSES AND SUNFLOWERS AND APPLES # AND LIKE CORN EVERYWHERE HE FUCKING HATES CORN # THEY COMPROMISE ON POMEGRANATES (x)
It’d be even funnier if the other gods show up all “Persephone, hey, you got the lord of death in there so no one’s dying anymore and the world is getting too full—” “Not my problem”
AU where Demeter and Persephone make a deal and this is how it goes in the comic instead.